I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Is it because I queefed?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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