There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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