We won't sleep together?
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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