ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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