I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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