So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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