why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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