doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Randomize
