i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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