Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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