i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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