my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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