Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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