I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
i believe in u and ur pee
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