i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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