If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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