I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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