question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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