There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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