even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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