I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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