I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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