Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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