Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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