Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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