he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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