how do flat chested girls get laid?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Let's get the cat blown out
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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