***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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