It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
The ass gains better be worth it
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