i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
as a side note pls kill me
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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