Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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