So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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