hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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