I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Randomize
