There was a lot of him and a little penis
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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