$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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