my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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