I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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