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also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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