quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Best friends brother. Beat that.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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