I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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