garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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