So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
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