you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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