He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
just come out here and I will go home with you...
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Randomize
