That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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