Apparently you make a good broom.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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