she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
