so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
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