youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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