I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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