At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
PANTIES FOUND
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