Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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