it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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